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Say it with your chest — and say it with style. The Not My Jesus, That’s Your Fault tee isn’t just a shirt, it’s a statement. Made from 100% premium combed cotton, it’s soft enough for everyday wear but bold enough to start conversations. With a classic crew neck and a fit that never folds under pressure, this tee was made to move with you — through Sunday service or side-eye moments.
It’s truth. It’s comfort. It’s culture. And it’s definitely not up for debate.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not My Jesus
$30.00 USD
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It’s truth. It’s comfort. It’s culture. And it’s definitely not up for debate.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |
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